So much shiny, and sparkly, and goodness.... I knew Mummy and Daddy loved me, but this... it's too much. There is all that stuff on the ceiling too, and you know, one day soon, I'll get to the top of that tree, and from there I can launch myself and...
Mummy just retrieved me AGAIN.
*sulks and licks paw*
Apparently I am NOT allowed to climb the tree, let alone liberate the baubles, chase them around the room and....
Pah, I'll be back up there the minute her back is turned. She'll never know. I blame the dogs if she notices.
Yeah, that'll work. Or even better I'll get Snuggles in on the act.
Mummy can never stay cross with her for long, after all. Now, if only she could jump over the gate after me, then I could so set her up. She's still not allowed to roam the house like me. I'm Mummy's big boy, see.
*preens and curls around her legs"
Ooh, yeah, that's the spot, more please.
(See, told ya, she doesn't stay cross for long, and oh, she stopped stroking me.)
*takes a running jump at the tree*
Eeek, Daddy walked in. It wasn't me it was.. oh heck, lemme just run back to the bedroom.
Really, though, they put up this tree and all these toys for me and then they get cross when I play with them. Come on, now, I'm a kitten, it's my job to play.
Acccording to Sookie, my big cat sister here, I'm an embarrassment.
Yeah, whateva, sis!
Just because she thinks she's a laaady, and..... Meep, excuse me while I run. She's been much nicer to me lately, but I don't want to tick her off. She delivers an almighty paw punch, I tell you.
Talking of paw punches, this is lil sis thinking she is all that...
Yeah, yeah, I know she is cute and all that, but just look what she's doing here....
She pounces on me and then starts squealing like a mad thing. However, Mummy has got wise to her now, and doesn't take any notice when Snuggles likes to get me into trouble.
As it is, I think I gave myself away by trying to groom her the other day. Really though, Mummy ended up giving her a bath, because that girl smelled, and it was not Eau De Kitty.
*puts paw over nose*
I earned myself a swipe with her claws and having my ears hissed at for my troubles. Contrary females, the lot of them. Just as well she's cute.
That's me out. If I'm quick about it, they'll never see me get that bauble off the tree....